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Subject: Now That *IS* Fast
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From: jjung@netcom.com (John Jung)
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Date: Wed, 18 Dec 96 3:20:02 EST
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Intel recently revealed a new supercomputer, which can use up to 9,000 Pentium
Pro CPU's working in parallel.  It's been benchmarked at 1.4 teraflops, and
it is the fastest computer in the world today.

Rumor has it that it boots Windows '95 in less than a minute.

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