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>From: Cameron Byrd <scbyrd@ix.netcom.com>
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>Lordy if I can remember where this is from.  Happy New Year to all of you,
>and thanks for all your hard and well done work this year.
>
>Q: How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb:
>A: 435,235
>    1 to change the bulb
>    4 to tell him he should have done it differently
>    365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts
>    1834 to flame the spell checkers
>    4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames
>    6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb
>    15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women
>        and alt.rape.all.men.are.scum, alt.adoption, and s.a.a.(m)
>    23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superior
>    236,789 to concatenate all articles to date, then quote 
>        them, only to say, "Me Too"
>    106,345 to quote the "Me Toos" to say, "Me Three"
>    1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup
>    89,345 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion 
>       was meant for, leave it here
>   10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb
>
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