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> PRESS RELEASE
> 
> SILICON VALLEY - World Wide Web giants Yahoo and Netscape announced a
> surprise merger and relocation today. The new combined firm will move to
> Israel and call itself Net'n'Yahoo, following an invitation from the prime
> minister elect who announced, "Our new economic reality will be one where
> the government is out and free enterprise is in. We will start, hand in
> hand:  "Net'n'Yahoo and Netanyahu."
> 
> "Is not joke. Is real," the outgoing prime minister declared on his
> personal home page, the Peresite. He also revealed for the first time that
> "http"  was in fact created by an Israeli engineer with a great love of
> his native language, and that it stands for "Hebrew to the people."
> 
> Net'n'Yahoo confirmed reports that it is considering another location near
> Aswan, Egypt. A spokesman said the company wants to be "the best Internet
> company by a dam site."
>
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